New Music Sucks (looking in the wrong places)
Posted November 25th, 2008
If only to sour your milk and tangle your patch cords, I have a few opinions to express in this moment of self-indulgent outward criticism.
i. Guns n Roses - What did I expect? With promotion lines like, ‘The Most Anticipated Album Ever this is bound to be somewhat of a let down. Guitar solos aplenty, that’s for sure, and really cool ones at that. Sure to keep every keener and their Squire singing late into the night. I really dig the electronic production, and overall production. Very cool beats and some really great moments. The orchestral arrangement on Prostitute is really moving. Unfortunately Axl’s voice isn’t what it was, or maybe it never was… I can’t stand it most of the time, either way. The first progression of the record has got to be the most creative piece of work I have ever heard… definitely satisfied that insurmountable anticipation.
ii. Nickelback - Meat & Potatoes, I would like to introduce you to Dance Dance Revolution and the ensuing orgy. These tunes are so catchy they make me want to sell margarine door-to-door in the middle of the summer.
I’m going to save mentioning my picks of new music I do like until a time when anyone who actually reads this has forgotten I wrote it.

