Norway – Nation of Road Blocks
Posted April 26th, 2007These past few days we’ve seen it all: From all out cement barriers and reflective arrows through ridiculous traffic jams, street-washing trucks, construction (oh the construction), to dead ends, Norway has been an adventure of detours, recalibration and recalculation. Thank the great creator for GPS; however I can’t say that’s been a peachy experience either.
One thing is for sure: Even when in doubt, trust the GPS… until, that is, it stops giving directions and starts showing you in gradually more random, off-the-path places, eventually resulting in a complete system crash leaving you in the Sandnes at 1am wondering which way is home. Not to worry, we’re a clever bunch… and English really is the universal language (other than music of course… and maybe mathemagics).
The same day the GPS stopped working my mp3 player suddenly breathed new life. I couldn’t be happier. As for the GPS… after a few hours of worrying, once the battery finally wore out it was reset and voilà, the tour guide has returned.
We are just coming into Oslo now. It’s been a relatively brief 9 hour drive compared to Monday’s 12 hour stint and further shortened by the excitement of driving the Norwegian backroads. A note to travelers: Avoiding toll roads means driving in some of the most beautiful, winding and narrow roads you may ever encounter. I don’t think I really got any pictures to show some of the finer moments as either I was driving or clenching the seatbelt whilst attempting not to soil Lewis’ fine upholstery. Most of the first 6 hours were spent on roads (and I should really be saying road- singular) no wider than 1.5 lanes back home. Passing oncoming traffic (luckily not that often) meant driving over the side line, no more than a couple feet from the incredibly reassuring foot-high curb, beyond which was either a ditch, field of rocks, ditch + trees, perilous fall into water, or any other combination of satisfying surprises. The fun occurs as both drivers guage what speed they can maintain while passing within a pube’s width of each other. Excitement, I say.
Last night’s gig was interesting. Probably the least amount of people yet, in the shadiest town, dirties venue with the least amount of provided dinner and no free drinks. Suffice it to say I don’t suggest anyone visit Sandnes any time soon. Stavanger, on the other hand, is a beautiful little town. Their waterfront is a wonderful stroll with plenty cool things to see by day and by night. It reminds me a lot of British Columbia in that it manages to be raining even when it’s sunny and the fog creates a mystic atmosphere in the evenings. The foggy drive through the mountains, Tuesday morning, from the ferry terminal in Kristiansand was really beautiful, compounded by the fog and the subtle feeling that any minute we were going to see a sign for The Shire and Frodo Baggins was going to invite us into his hill-house for some …well whatever it is hobbits drink.
Now that we’re into Oslo, I’m going to focus my attention on photos. Unfortunately car-pics make for blurry results… and now we’re in a parking garage… GPS knows the way.

