(Like so many beginnings…)
I figure I will attempt to express my neural-impulses via this significantly removed extension of my mind.
I am not a word man. I am a music man; moreover, I am a rhythm man.
If you want a rhythm, Im the guy you’re looking for.
If you want some calculated noise, I too can provide that.
But if you’re looking for a flourishing, flowing piece of literature that will leave you in awe… maybe you should look elsewhere.
I have a feeling this blog will consist mostly of rants. Rants about music. Music is so easy to rant about because it’s purely opinion, and every sucker has a worthless opinion that they think necessitates them expressing anything at all (I direct your attention to exhibit A: the blog).
Why do I feel this blog will consist mostly of rants?…
I dislike Hedley. I don’t even think I spelt that correctly, but I maintain my position regardless of fallacious arguments as to the possibility that perhaps my improper spelling could suggest that I am not a recognized authority in the realm of pop-rock music.
That whiny Canadian Idol losee has the widest plateau (I will explain this self-inlflicted definition momentarily) I have heard and it sickens me to the bone (or stomach, to allow a quick recovery).
By plateau I mean the width of his vowels:
Aie aam sow muache baeter thaan Aie aever waas beefooare.
Listen to the damn song, or if you’d like, I would be happy to take the opportunity to portray this dude as I hear him.
Pop is shit! Go back to your gas bars!
Anyone looking to expand their horizons (yes Im talking to you kids), check out
Kronos Quartet performs Philip Glass
or possibly
Cinematic Orchestra - Man with a Movie Camera
Be warned… some listeners may be offended by the musical content’s lack of calls to [empty] action.